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| MASTERS OF THE INTERWEB!!! (thanks Alain!) |
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| Carrie was like, is this outfit too much? Um, more like too little! Ka-POW! (Thank you, I'll be here all week!) |
| Tonight was the night for sexy outfits. Check out the back of Po's vest! My favorite part is the look on the blowjob lady's face. It's like she just saw into the future and realized that she's going to end up sucking dick on the back of a vest forever, and she's like, OH SHIT. Po sez: "From the front I look like Donna from That 70s Show, and then from the back it's spring break 2000!" |
| Oh My God. So these four dudes come into the Fish and they are fully looking like Cinderella and they're all wearing these undershirts with retarded shit handwritten on them, and everyone's jaw just drops open. We start talking to them and they tell us that they are a band from London and with a straight face they explain that they sound like "a cross between the Sex Pistols and the Clash." Fat Bill was busting on them so hard but I was smitten! |
| Dude kept going, "give us a kiss, luv!" but Po was a little reluctant. She said, "He has halitosis... of the MIND!" Ha ha ha! |
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| "Your an idiot" (sic)... It just doesn't get any better. Oh and I just remembered, we were admiring his shirt and dude goes, "not you guys though, you're not idiots!" Aw, so sweet! Sign me up for the Towers of London fanclub please! |
| So then Erik from Vice comes in and I'm all excited to blow his mind like, dude check out these wacky guys that we just discovered! And he just shrugs and goes, "Oh yeah that's Towers of London. I just saw them play. They were in Vice UK and we might sign them." And thus, my illusion of random hair-metal dudes falling from the sky and accidentally landing at the Fish was shattered. (And then today I happened to be reading NME and there was a whole thing on them! And in the NME picture they're wearing even more homemade slogan undershirts! That must be their "signature look.") p.s. His shirt says "spoilt brat." |
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| Then we went over to Black & White where Mikey was DJing, but you know what, I don't like that place. It's all tables and booths so it's like you're hanging out in a restaurant with no food. Everyone just sits there and "talks." What's that about? |
| Turns out Jesse and Gavin had been chillin with the Towers earlier that night too. Always on the pulse, these guys! The rockers were supposed to come meet them at Black & White but they never showed, so the rest of the night was just spent bro-ing down with good friends--Booooring! |
| Lez and Jesse. Speaking of Jesse, have you guys seen the new Vice (the 10th anniversary issue)? It's the best thing I've ever seen in my life. You can thank Jesse for that. He's basically a genius. [and he's nice and cute too--way to be fair, god! -ed.] |
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| The Brentmeister General |