Saturday night was Vice's 10-year anniversary party. Apparently there were like 300 people outside trying to get in but for some weird security reason they wouldn't let anyone in even though the place was huge and not even that crowded. Well, if you didn't get in (sowwie!), here's what you missed. This is Boris, an awesomely heavy band from Japan. I'm psyched to see a chick playing some dirge metal for once. "Girl Power!" ha ha.

This is Gustav from the Swedish psych band Dungen. Their new record is so good and he is so fucking hot, holeee shit. (That hair! Those pants!) I'm interviewing the band on Tuesday but I got soooooo incredibly wasted on free vanilla rum (gag) tonight that when I met lil' Gustav here I was falling all over him and acting like a retarded groupie. I'm gonna have some 'splaining to do come Tuesday. Fuuuuck. (He did seem amused though.)

Here is Gav overseeing the dwarf tossing. Why is there money exchanging hands? Did you have to pay to throw the dwarf?

Um, yeah. I don't know why, but there was a "dwarf tossing" room. Here is the dwarf after being tossed.

Trend alert! Kitty cat shirts, so hot right now. Po, Derrick and I are like totally on the pulse of fashion.

Duffy had to help set up the party starting at like 6am. He's kinda bugging out.

Emily and Leo

Everyone kinda went ape-shit for this band called the Mean Reds. HERE is a movie clip of the ape-shittiness!

Bill falling... (there was beer flying everywhere, mayhaps he slipped?)

What a trooper.

Seriously, how old could this kid possibly be?

Rock out, dude.

Tim digs it.

Patrick has some similar pics on his site, and he got 'em up before me too. Here he is saying, "Ha ha, SCOOPED!"

Aw! Jim and Mark, cutest couple ever. Jim is one of my dearest friends and I barely get to see him anymore since he is a survivalist who lives in a shack somewhere in the forest. I wish I woulda gotten to hang out with him more, but the last thing I remember was going out back to smoke and then feeling way too drunk and pukey so I guess Jim poured me into a cab cuz the next thing I knew it was morning and I woke up naked on my couch feeling absolutely deeeeesgusting.

Vanilla rum? What was I thinking?