Gavin did a slideshow of dos and don'ts from the new Vice book at Barnes & Noble. Emily thought it stunk so bad she even wore a big poo hat to let everyone know what she thought of the whole thing.

Then we had a marathon 'rokes sesh. A real workout this time, no messing about. I have added 3 new songs to my repertoire. "Jack & Diane," "Different Drum" and a mangled version of "Brand New Key." Also I hadn't done my old specialty "Stoned Soul Picnic" in a loooong time, I sorta retired it, but Ben made me do it and damn, it felt good! I'm definitely bringing that one back into rotation.

Carrie ripped "Piece of My Heart" a new A-hole. Look, she's so good she doesn't even have to read the words. That's a PRO.

Ben discovered a new way to add some cool effects to his singing. Genius! Meredith does sound engineering and she says that's called a "noise-gate." (Nerd!)

Saturday night at Lit. Alanna is a nice lady who is generous with cape-sharing.

I'm trying to get in a lot of Meredith time before she basically moves to Belgium next month. (boo!) Is it just me, or does my head look twice the size as hers? I mean, what am I supposed to do about that? Go on a skull diet?

Jesse, Bill and Lesley have a new band. It's called Ethnic Frenzy.

Mr. and Mrs. Keith... uh... oh my god! I don't even know my husband's last name! P.S. My husband is trying to grow a mustache but it's not working cuz he's twelve. I'm a pedophile.

He may be twelve, but he knows what the ladies like: a good strangling! (Seriously)

Paul and Abby with the inappropriate touching.

Ben dressed as me dressed as him for Halloween!

Patrick gets political.

Aw. Chums.

Catch you on the nevs!