I haven't updated in awhile cuz this webpage is about happy times. Happy times! La la la!  No one wants to see pictures of me sitting in front of my computer and banging my head on my desk in frustration. Pictures of me wondering what the hell to do. Ah well, never mind that. Happy times, la la la! I did manage to go to Lit on Saturday night. Here are Dave, Merks and Lizzy to prove it.
I can't remember what was going on here but it was probably something involving Ben and Lesley doing a funny dance, as is so often the case.
Lez has a funny new dance where she runs around people in tiny circles.
Jesse came back from Jersey with a Grateful Dead patch sewn on his jacket. Ha ha, you're a hippie. Hey hippie. Nice patch, hippie.
Sunday night was Oliver's birthday at Smiths Night. Here he is with Abby. I like Abby cuz she's a horse girl who wears corduroy pants with little dogs on them. I like Oliver cuz he dances with me to Belle & Sebastian songs.
Merks sneak attack!
And hey, my long lost friend Craig was in town! He made a little stop over here between moving from Milan to London. Fuckin jetsetter. When he took this picture he said, "make a smoldering face." I guess I am not so good at being smoldering.
This is so good. We had our second meeting of the Wormz and Emily gave us all the best holiday presents: Wormz t-shirts with our nicknames on them! Gavin drew it. He used to be a cartoonist before becoming a magazine mogul. Oh my god, it's so good. I'm plotzing.
I got another great gift this week too. Ducky gave me this fucking awesome unicorn bust (seen here on top of my collection of funny sweaters with animals on them). Now that's class!
New feature! I have so much space on this thing, I thought it would be nice to put an mp3 on here whevever I do a new page. Like, song of the day or whatevs. And then after awhile you'd have yourself a nice little mix of weird songs. I know this is probably illegal so shh. Okay, so in honor of my new unicorn statue, today's song is: America - The Theme Song from The Last Unicorn (1982) Man, I loved that movie so much when I was little. Oh P.S. Speaking of unicorns, I got the name for this site from a weird little song by a weird little band called Blast Off Country Style. The song goes, "I'm a teenage unicorn/ Please give me your candy corn..." It's from maybe like 10 years ago? I only have it on a 7" so if anyone by any chance has an mp3 of it, could you pleeeeeease email it to me? I wanna put it on here.
	Look and see her, how she sparkles, it's the last unicorrrrrrn!