Soundtrack: "Yes I'm Ready" - Barbara Mason



Carrie had a perfect holiday party at her house. It was such a classy, grown-up party, with good food
and wine and everyone was just the right amount drunk, and no one puked or broke anything. So lovely.
I want more civilized house parties in my life please.



Don't fuck with Carrie when she's preparing her fancy sausage thingies.



Everyone made pretty, cut-up paper snowflakes and hung them on the wall. Here's Merks and Lesley
with their fine contributions.



Me and Marc



Baby-faced Bill and Sarah



Lizzy and Lez



Ben's sister Cathy has really long hair.



Like, really long.



Mistletoe, aw!

And uh, speaking of mistletoe, I have to tell you guys that I have been having a string of rather unpleasant
dates as of late. Seeing as how it's the holidays and thus the most depressing time of the year, if anyone
would like to take the opportunity to take me out on a not-unpleasant date, now would be a great time
to do so. Thanks! (P.S. You can be a boy or a girl, I don't even care anymore.)


Yes it's come to this.