Soundtrack: "Crazy Horses" by The Osmonds (The Osmonds do heavy metal!)

Meredith was in town from Belgium and Alexis was in town from Canada so we all went to Misshapes which is now officially out of control.

It was too crowded to pee inside.

Sarah, queen of all outfits, was wearing a belt that scrolled the message "kill yourself." Unfortunately the teeming masses of Misshapes patrons did not comply.

I know many cute boys. It's one of my best qualities.

The next night was Jesse's 30th birthday at Smiths night. Happy birthday Jesse! Welcome to grown-up land! I look forward to hanging out with you in coffee shops with lots of couches in them and then going home at a reasonable hour.

Patrick's Wednesday night party is the new hot spot. I forget what it's called, something about bitchy ninjas?

Bitchy ninjas.

The Lavoie brothers at the Vice photo issue party. "Lavoie" is French for "cute and pink."

I dunno... I like Garfield and stuff.

Got called to go to a casting for a Franz Ferdinand video. It was the same people who did the Thrills video I was in last year. They made us dance to "Take Me Out" and videotaped it. It was me and four teenage models. It was mortifying. Why do I do these things? (money) So, you think I'll get a callback? Stay tuned!

What a show, there they go, smokin' up the sky-eee-eye!