Soundtrack:  "Young & Crazy" - Nikki and the Corvettes



I'm back on door duty at Smiths night. This week was surprisingly not too hectic. There was actually
room to dance and everything. Good vibes.



Can anyone take a bad picture of this lady?



Oliver is so hardcore, he gashed open his head, went to the hospital for a coupla stitches, and then
came right back to party some more. My hero!


The Next Day:


Well, it's official. Bill and Tim's Monday night thing at Motor City is the new hotspot. It'll be mere
weeks before Lindsay Lohan starts showing up and totally ruins everything.



Tim played that old Built To Spill song that always makes me get all emotional and then I have to
sing it at the top of my lungs: "And now it's comin' back! Hasn't it come too fa-a-a-ar! I was
trying to help but I guess i pushed too ha-a-a-ard! Now we can't even touch it, afraid it'll fall
A-A-APART! Dun dun dun, dun-dun-dun dun-dun!" Man. I love that one.




Lesley likes it too.



Lez and me are getting really good at street-sitting. We sit on the street better than anyone!



We tried to teach Keevs and Scott how to do it, but it takes A LOT of practice to get as good as us.



Hellooo, drunk chicks! Abby introduced me to her friends from Vancouver and suddenly we all
morphed into a bunch of drunk sorority girls having spring break on Retard Island.



Lana. This one is trouble with a capital AWESOME.



Yet she is also a very "supportive" friend. (Ha ha! Nice one, me!)



And this one's Rosemary. You don't wanna mess with her. She will destroy you with one look.



Fireworks!



No idea.



Hilarity.



Abby says that she always manages to make people look awful when she photographs them, but I
dunno what she's talking about--this is totally the best picture of me in the history of ever! I'm fuckin
HOT, you guys. Seriously, you know you want it.



Dun dun dun, dun-dun-dun dun-dun!