Soundtrack: "Nutz on Ya Chin" - Eazy E

Shalom!

I mean: Shalom, mon! (Heh heh, I tried to convince Rosemary that the
sign she's throwing is
the
sign for Jews cuz it's like two triangles making a Star of David.
Man, we were high.)

Rosie and Gilbert

Hey look! It's my exciting new friend Jesse! Well... not so new
anymore,
but still plenty darn exciting.

Eight years of modern dance much?

See the shit I get doing the door at Smiths night? Bitches are flipping
me off all night.

After my door duty was over, I slow-danced with Dan to that Jive
Bombers' song "Bad Boy" that I
love so much, and at the end of the song, he dipped me really fast and
accidentally cracked my fuckin
skull against the corner of the wall! I still have a lump! He felt
pretty bad.

Kathy feels my pain.

Oh my god, it's Po! She's been away, struggling with a severe case of
halitosis of the mind, but now
she's back! Don't ever leave me again! Never, ever, neeeever, neva neva
nev!

And finally, some tragic news. My 3-year-old first-generation ipod
finally kicked the bucket. My
dad is an electronics genius (he once built a computer, like all the
chips and circuit boards and shit,
inside a file cabinet drawer--for fun)
and he tried to fix it, but it was no good.
R.I.P. my ipod.
Thanks for the freakfest!