Soundtrack: "Sugartown" - Nancy Sinatra (Thanks to Jordan for the best mix cd in the history of ever!)

So Ryan interviewed and shot me for i-D magazine and JJ, the stylist, came over to me house with
more clothes than I've ever owned in my life. This is only half of it! I spent eight hours trying on
"high fashion." I felt like I was in some cheesy movie where the girl goes shopping and there's a
montage of her in all different wacky outfits, except these outfits were super fancy shit like Gaultier
and Margiela and other names I can't spell. Or pronounce. Or afford.

JJ was like, what? You won't wear bright yellow overalls with
phones all over it? Why on earth not?
I opted for the telephone shirt instead, with matching phone cord
necklace and bracelet! Man I love Jeremy Scott. What a psycho.
I passed on the Mickey Mouse helmet though. Can't quite pull that
one off.

Another rejected hat by Alexander Hershko-something. I mean, really.

Somehow in JJ's mind he deemed it plausible for me to wear a
neon orange bonnet. A NEON ORANGE BONNET. Yeah,
take another hit, JJ!

Weird-ass Marc Jacobs shoes. I was like, why didn't you bring me anything from Delia's???

How amazing is this necklace?? My friend Danny makes the cleverist jewelry ever. It's called
Mended Veil and it is genius, check it out:

This is called "Street Trash."

This is called "Do You Believe In...?" (Get it?)

"Things A Clown Cares About"

Carnival candy necklace and lucky charms bracelet. I bought these two so now I have them forever
and ever. Yay! This stuff is usually only in places like Barney's but Danny promised to give me some
to sell at aNYthing so come in and see the magic!

The final outfit choices. We picked like eight outfits and took a bamillion pictures over two days and
then ended up only using three photos. That's how it goes! Well, come February I will be very, very
embarrassed. And perhaps secretly psyched? We'll see.