Soundtrack: "Do U No Hu Yor Phrenz R" - Ginger Baker's Air Force
So this is my life now, one posh dinner after another. Kidders! But regardless, the new job is going
pretty swell. So between the mag and the Cute Show and there's also this group art show I'm curating
in June, I fear that TU is going to have to be relegated to once or twice a month status at best. Don't
be mad, I'm working my patooters off!
Anypoo, this pic here was a swanky afterwork dinner at Craftsteak with all the head honchos. I felt
so special. I ate some kind of steak called Wagyu that costs like a billion dollars and comes from
cows who have had their tummies massaged or something. Cute!
We also got a lot of oysters and crabs and seafood stuff and Jesse told everyone at the table about
my fear of crustaceans so of course (of course!) I was dared to eat some. I was just drunk enough
to be like, fine, whatever. So Jesse hands me a crab claw (ewww!) and I take a deep breath and
chomp down on it only to have my teeth hit some piece of bone jutting out the center of it. Ack!
I was so grossed out. I was expecting it to just be mushy, you know? Like a shrimp or something.
I'm telling you, when my teeth scraped that bone, I almost horked. Bluh.
Here's Jesse being all cute with the first and last crab claw I will ever eat. See that fucking bone
spear jutting out! I mean, c'mon!
So! Here is a typical day at the office... Isn't it cool that we have a shower in the bathroom?
Because of all the snow, things have been kinda slow at Smiths Night lately. I've been trying to make
myself useful so they don't fire me. Plus I just like shoveling. It makes me feel like a prairie woman.
And then it was Lesley's karaoke birthday! Happy birthday Lez!
And happy Peeps candy ring!
Wildman's rendition of "Love Hurts" was really impressive!
Jim (yay!) came into town for a little sing-songin'.
And a little tip-moochin'!
PS: Jim has a cat named Noodles and writes funny songs that I love. Enjoy them here!
And finally, this is a scary watermelon-Trident sculpture of a little pig wearing a jaunty scarf that I
made at the Jones Cafe while having really good chili with Bob and Craig.
(Scooped ya, Craig! Sorry! xo)