Firstly (and lastly), Some Very
Important Thank Yous:
*Best T.U. button logo ever by J Penry!
*Gravestone title page, Garfield kaleidoscope (your eyeballs want you to click it! CLICK IT NOW!), and Cute Show title sequence by my flash animation heroine, Tara Sinn!!
(Hire her to make your website fantasticalized! It's the only way!)

OMG, IT'S THE CUTE SHOW!!! Please Watch!
Episode 11: Alpacas!
Episode 10: Baby Walrus!
Episode 9: Cat Championships!
Episode 8: Maltese Puppy Halloween Party!
Episode 7: Hamster House!
Episode 6: Ice Cream Truck!
Episode 5: Cupcakes!
Episode 4: Hedgehogs!
Episode 3: Special Pets!
Episode 2: Kittens!
Episode 1: Bunny Farm!
PS: Hey, got a story for The Cute Show? If you happen
to work at, like, a koala bear sanctuary or an animal
talent agency or just if you have access to anything
ridiculously cute within the Tri-State area (or anywhere!),
please email me!

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MAY 12,
2008:
FINAL
WORDS AND
THOUGHTS
December 26, 2007: Flesh of the Stars!
December 13, 2007: Gigglez at the Guggenheim
October 20, 2007: It's Ryan's birthday again? Already? (UPDATED!)
September 8, 2007: Requiem for a Life
July 22, 2007: My summer of Okayness
June 28, 2007: She Was Born To Be My Unicorn
June 19, 2007 (Part Two): The Most Incredible Mystery Present Ever
June 19, 2007: My Birthday, Octopus, and Feet
June 17, 2007: Never trust a big butt and a smile
May 25, 2007: Live every week like it's Shark Week
April 22, 2007:Neeeur, neeeur, neeeur! Rip a hole in the suuuun!
March 18, 2007: Who knows where the time goes?
February 5, 2007: Working Girl
January 16, 2007: I'm Scared of Lobsters (I Really Am)
January 4, 2007: People Kissing at an Art Opening
The Holidays: Who Wants Bailey's?
Tokyo, Part Two: Nighttime Fun!
December 21, 2006: A Quick One While I'm Away
December 4, 2006: Pygmy goats, weird chickens and more bunnies than you can shake a stick at!
December 2, 2006: Cadillac or Rolls Royce?
December 1, 2006: Fashion faux-pas up the wazoo
November 19, 2006: Baby Moonwalk!
November 13, 2006: Friends on Billboards
November 11, 2006: Magic Trees
October Roundup, 2006: No, I haven't seen the Borat movie yet.
October 17, 2006: And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew...
September 25-28, 2006: Just Do It... In Milan!
September 21, 2006: Wind it up baby, the solid gold weekend is coming to a close...
September 9, 2006: Just Do It.
August 26, 2006: Bushwick Block Party! (Update! The crusade against "bakery strings" begins!)
August 22, 2006: Summer in the city means cleavage, cleavage, cleavage
July 28, 2006: It's not safe here.
July 24, 2006: Somewhere in the Swamps of Jersey
July 19,
2006: NIGHTBIKE!!!
July 17,
2006: My life, my love, and my lay-eedy is the sea (doo doo doo! doo
doo doo!)
July 4,
2006: Thanks for the fun day, America! (a.k.a. Funny days in the park,
and every day' s the Fourth of July)
June 19,
2006: Other people born on my birthday: Lou Gehrig, Nick Drake, Gena
Rowlands, Paula Abdul, Garfield
June 16,
2006: Bubble Battle!!!
June 7 & 10,
2006: Thunder Machine
June 6, 2006:
Happy Birthday, Satan!
June 2 & 4,
2006: Awesome, Not Awesome, and Everything in Between
May 26,
2006: Intern Fun Night!
May 21,
2006: Dispatches from the Door
May 14,
2006: You're gorgeous. You heard me.
May 8, 2006:
Swayin', Slippin' and Slidin'
May 4, 2006:
Springtime for Kellner
April 27,
2006: Unexpected Thursday Night Shenanigans!
April 20,
2006: We could talk or not talk forever. And still find things to not
talk about.
April
3, 2006: Help my friend.
March 30,
2006: Free Paper-Mache Porn on Canal Street!
March 26,
2006: Door Whore
March 22, 2006:
One Pretty Picture
March
15-18, 2006: Impromptu Napkin Art
March 11,
2006: Pile of Humans at Tiny Vices Afterparty
March 10,
2006: Future Cock @ Asia Song Society (ASS)
March 2 & 3, 2006:
Jews love Belle & Sebastian!
February 28, 2006: All
my friends are artists.
February
14, 2006: Mysterious Page of Mystery!
January 24,
2006: Breakfast with Hello Kitty!
December 31,
2005: New Year's Eve, The Most Whatever Night of the Year
December
17, 2005: Snowflakes Are Special
December
12, 2005: Monday Night Make-outs
November
26-27, 2005: Misshapes and Smiths Night Double-Header!
November
24, 2005: Happy Thanksgiving/ Happy Birthday, Ben!
November
13, 2005: Stamina Dance-a-thon
October
31, 2005: It's Halloween!
October 22,
2005: Here's To You, Mrs. Drunkerson
October 17,
2005: Ryan's Back! (And He's Five Inches Taller)
September 23- October 2, 2005: How do you
say "I'm a lame tourist" in Flemish?
September
17-19, 2005: Emily and Gavin's Wedding of the Century
September
14, 2005: So It's True What They Say About Bachelorette Parties
First
week of September, 2005: Art, Fashion and a Severed Cow Head
September
5, 2005: Critically Bad, On So Many Levels
August 2005
Roundup: Nonstop Sweating Edition
July 29, 2005: Franz Ferdinand Video
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