Monday night I went to this supes trendy party called Trash and was so surprised to run into Sarah! It's really a small fucking world, isn't it? Now there were 2 loud bratty New York Jewesses running around the club and so what else could we do but go up to all the cute British boys we could find and ask to take their picture! I must say Sarah truly excels at this. Check out our spoils of victory:

He is the winner cuz he looks like a Japanimation cartoon come to life.

Getting more brazen as the night progressed...

The middle dude was from Boston. Disqualified!

Sarah has very different taste from me!

This is more my style!

Favorite redhead #1

Tied with favorite redhead #2

This is when we knew it was time to stop! Oh, the objectification... so, so evil!

Sarah is so multi-talented. In addition to her amazing skill at getting cute boys to let us take their picture, this wondergirl can also balance beer bottles on her head like a pro!

Sarah and her lawyer friend. Who said Jews don't have horns?

Next stop: Glasgow!